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chuck norris jokes

9/7/09 by Danowarr
Updated 11/8/09

every time chuck norris cracks his knuckles, 10 terrorists die of mysterious spinal injuries.
9/8 people are affected by chuck norris.
everyone has a skeleton in his/her closet. chuck norris has 4,972.
Freddy Kreuger had a nightmare about Chuck norris.
Chuck norris will kill igott.



the bar says ouch.
chuck norris has braile on his boot, so even the blind know whats coming.
chuck norris puts the fists in pacifists.
indiana jones made his whip from chuck norris's pubic hair.
CHUCK NORRIS WOULD HIT THAT.



y gawd y?! Did i rite 2 many reviews? do u just hate meh? WHY!

i guess i wrote 2 many reviews.

(god) dam strait budda!


YAY!

5/4/09 by Danowarr

I Finally signed up to NG! too band i'm not a flash artist. oh well, i blame my scoutmaster.